Last week I had one of those mommy days. I had just spent 20 minutes looking for my cell phone and finally found it in between the couch cushions. Then I walked into the kitchen to find Lily eating a Cheerio off the floor. (I have no idea how long it had been there.) As I scooped her up, Matt came running into the house screaming, “Mommy! Nate needs help!” I ran outside to find my adventurous 4-year-old hanging by his leg from our tree, his foot wedged between two limbs. As he stared at me with wide, frightened eyes, I did the only thing I could think to do in that moment—I burst out laughing.
This may seem like an odd response to a stressful parenting situation, but I’m hardly alone. A couple of days earlier, a friend had gone into her daughter’s room after nap time to find that her one-year-old had pooped—and decorated her entire crib with it. My friend stood frozen in place for a moment, then started to laugh uncontrollably.
The thing is, parenting can really suck. Kids can be gross, they can act like assholes, and you can get completely overwhelmed. You could deal with that by having a nervous breakdown … or you could take a step back and find the humor in the situation.
Comedian/musicians (and TheBump.com contributors) Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee (a.k.a. MC Doula) understand the power of laughter when it comes to raising young children. So they created “The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Show and Night Out, For Once,” a raucous and hilarious musical comedy show inspired by parenthood. The 90-minute show features parental commiseration, fun swag, and live performances of original songs such as, “Eat Your F-ing Food” and “When I Die, I Want to Come Back as a Dad.” Audience participation is encouraged with segments like “The Most F-ed Up Thing My Kid Did This Week,” where moms write down the craziest thing their child did and the ladies read the cards on stage.
The show began three years ago in a Denver bar, performed to a small crowd of burned-out, sleep-deprived moms who needed a break. It has since grown to fill 600-seat venues and sell out premiere comedy clubs across the country. And it’s easy to see why. Just try to watch this performance of “Eat Your F-ing Food” without laughing hysterically:
Don’t believe me yet? Check out “The Lies We Tell Ourselves”:
I was lucky enough to score free tickets to a performance of “The Pump and Dump” at the Arlington Drafthouse this coming Thursday, and my friend Christina and I can’t wait to go. Christina also has three young children that include a set of twins, and she’s in such dire need of a night out that when I invited her a few weeks ago, she lined up a sitter within five minutes just in case her husband doesn’t get home from work in time.
In preparation for the show, I asked Shayna, who has a 4-year-old daughter and a 3-year-old son, and MC Doula, who has a 4-year-old daughter, a few questions. Their responses show just how relatable they are:
Q: We all think we’ll get sh*t done when our babies go to sleep, but that’s a lie! What do you actually do after your kids are in bed?
A: We watch a little TV and are zonked before 10 p.m. You know, like every other parent in America.
Q: What is the craziest thing you’ve ever resorted to in order to get your kids to eat their f-ing food?
A: Bribery? Sent them to bed hungry? Begged? Cried? We’ve done everything.
Q: If you suddenly got an hour all to yourself, what would you do?
A: We’d probably just wander around the house thinking about all the things we could get done in an hour.
Q: How do you manage to maintain such an awesome sense of humor while raising young children?
A: Once we realized we could admit that parenting is pretty f—ed up and ridiculous, it became easy to laugh about. There are plenty of tears, too. Parenting is HARD. The worrying is really hard. But that’s what friends, drinks, and nights out are for—to release the pressure gauge. One could argue that we literally created the show to save ourselves—ha!
Check back on the blog for a review of the show next week. I’ll also fill you in on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. While the Arlington show is sold out, there are several more shows scheduled in 2015, including ones in Nashville; Tempe, Arizona; Denver; Fort Lauderdale; and West Palm Beach, Florida. More nationwide tour dates are coming soon, so be sure to follow Shayna and MC Doula on Twitter so you don’t miss out!
Disclosure: I received complimentary tickets to “The Pump and Dump” to facilitate this blog post and upcoming review. All opinions and uncontrollable laughs are my own.